New York – Although many have scoffed at the notion that a travel ban will keep infidels out of the United States, Donald Trump has once again proven to be on target. And his camp is livid. After a federal judge in Seattle put a temporary stay on the ban, it has allowed for the dangerous King Nefarious to enter our country right in the heart of New York City. He landed at JFK airport this morning and security watched him walk straight out into the masses. There was nothing they could do about it.
King Nefarious is a well known heel in the WWE who, according to him, is coming in to prepare for Wrestlemania 149. He is set to face off in a fatal four way match against Triple H, John Cena and Seth Rollins. The match, however, is not scheduled to take place until April. So why has he come to the United States so far in front of his match? It is troubling to say the least.
Far fewer individuals are aware of King Nefarious in the political landscape. Nefarious formed his own country in 2005, called Loblando, and has been its ruling dictator for the past 10 or so years. The island country in the South Pacific is believed to now house 25,000 radical Islam radicals. Trump did not publicly put Loblando on the banned list because they are already on the triple secret probationary list of kill on sight targets. Nefarious recently tweeted, ‘I come only to wrestle. You need not worry about large boats crashing into nuclear plants #trustme.’ President Trump and his camp are not trusting his stated good intentions.
“I know Vince McMahon and he’s a wonderful man,” volunteered Trump in a Fox News exclusive. “The WWE is a wonderful product. They make money and Vince and I talk on the phone often. I watch Monday Night Raw whenever I can. There are some amazing people in his organization. Vince and I are great friends. I have asked that he have a few of his larger wrestlers take care of King Nefarious before his match. I treasure Vince and he respects me. We’ll get this taken care of. I have a few of my own folks visiting Seattle to meet with that so called judge and we’ll get our travel bans back in place very soon. It’s all under control.”
Trump voluntarily went on to speak about Kellyanne Conway and how much he loves her. “The Bowling Green massacre?” snickered Trump. “Oh how I love that Kellyanne! She is such a lovely woman. Smart woman. She just confused a massacre, where it was, who it was and when it happened. No big deal but great for a laugh. She is a great friend and a great woman. Her credentials are unmatched. She reminds me more and more of Tammy Faye Bakker as each day passes. I just love women.”
The whereabouts of King Nefarious are currently unknown. Or are they? It all seems to be under control.