- Superficial exterior wall or other object intended to deceive others into thinking that exuberence means happiness; usually overbearingly brash and over the top. More times than not an overcompensation to cover up small man’s syndrome or a want to kill oneself due to emotional emptiness.
– “Marley has phalladermis dripping out of her pores. It’s kind of sad really. Did you know she bought a $10,000 necklace for her homely dog? She walked around with that dog in her purse for like a month just so she could show everyone. If I smiled as much as that lady does I think my jaw might fall off. Do you think she would buy me a necklace like that for my birthday if I told her I wanted to be best friends with her? It’s tempting but I think I’d rather be her dog walker and then just steal the necklace off of that hideous excuse for a dog.”