Backpacking College Dropout And World Traveler Wants To Be The Next President

December 22, 2015 • Dumbass of the Week, Events, Features, General, Life, Travel, Uncategorized, Worthy News

Rome – Gabriel Pinski is hanging out at a hostel in Italy right now.  He dropped out of college and has been traveling around the world for the last 2 years.  The 22 year old Pinski heard from a few friends that there are debates currently happening for a soon to be open position.  He wants the job.

“Hey folks, hanging out here in Rome and doing as the Romans do,” reports Pinski via YouTube video.  “So I hear Mr. Obama is on to greener pastures, eh?  I saw him in Taiwan last year.  I waved and he didn’t even wave back.  I don’t think that’s the face we want to put on America, do you?  So President Obama, listen up.  This is my plea to you.  Kind of my job interview, I guess.  You hire the new President, right?  Yeah, so we need some new blood in that position and I’m the man for the job.  I’ve traveled the world these past 2 years and know what different cultures are all about.  I went to Nashua Community College for almost a full year so I ain’t no dummy either.  These world leaders want to sit down and have a few brews and just rap about stuff.  They don’t want some uptight suit coming over from America to get all up in their business.  I’ll bring the more casual approach.  I partied with this guy who called himself Gandhi last month and he loved talking to me.  I’m not sure if he was the real Gandhi or not but we got really drunk together and had some epic conversations.  We solved a whole bunch of problems but I didn’t write them down so I don’t remember exactly what they were right now.  Lastly, I know you got some budget problems over there bro.  The travel expenses alone must be making you pull your hair out.  Here’s the deal.  I got friends all over that I can stay with so no hotel and no airplane expense.  I’ve never even had a job and look at all the travel I’ve done.  I run with some cool peeps and don’t even do drugs anymore.  I don’t have a phone right now so just look up my parents’ number in New Hampshire if you need to get in touch with me.  Peace.”

A White House intern saw the video and showed it to President Obama to give him a laugh for the day.  The President watched intently and said, “I like the cut of his jib.  Contact the parents and get back to me.”


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