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Turns Out That Al Qaeda Is Actually An HVAC Salesman Living In Pittsburgh 0

Pittsburgh, PA – If recently surfaced reports turn out to be true, the United States government is facing the greatest bout of humiliation in its history.  According to several mostly credible news outlets, Al Qaeda is not some radical terrorist faction but rather a single man living in Pittsburgh making a modest living as an [...]

Man Still Uses ‘The Club’ On 1995 Pontiac Sunfire Like Someone Will Actually Want To Steal It 0

Kalamazoo, MI – My name is Miranda and my house is right next to a Mexican restaurant called El Gato.  Their parking lot fills up so I have people park out in front of my house quite often.  I was out on my porch smoking a cigarette this evening when one such customer pulled up [...]

Fucking Imbecile Keeps Pressing The Crosswalk Button Thinking It Will Change The Light Faster 0

Maricopa, AZ – “Ok, I admit it,” says local driver Bryan Mansfield.  ”I fucking lost it on this guy.  It may have been the bad sushi I ate for lunch or that I’ve seen this scene one time too many.  I don’t know.  But I absolutely went apeshit on this poor bastard.  I’m rolling by [...]

Dumbass Ex-Employee Keeps Getting Positive Endorsements For His Skills On Linkedin 0

Linkedin is just one of many social media sites that have exploded in recent years.  As far as being the number one networking tool for professionals, it is considered my many to be unmatched.  This high degree of credibility has come into question by quite a few high profile users recently.  Most that are unhappy [...]