May 20, 2012

Chinese Activist Ushered Back To China After Officials Are Able To Further Inspect His Mustache ⁰

by Mouthfrog • Events, Features, General, Life, Worthy News

New York, NY – “Blind” Chinese legal activist, Chen Guangcheng, arrived in New York City yesterday after the U.S. and China struggled to come to an agreement on where he should be able to live. In the end, China felt as though they have plenty of other people to oppress and the U.S. needed one [...]

May 19, 2012

Police Chief Says Escaped Convict “Armed But Probably Not That Dangerous” ⁰

by Mouthfrog • Dumbass of the Week, Events, Features, Health, Life, Worthy News

New Castle, DE – New Castle Police Chief Kevin McDerby was planning to hold a press conference about how investing in the future of our children will have a direct impact on the level of crimes that we see in our communities. McDerby had worked on this speech for months. He even put together a [...]

May 19, 2012

Made up Words – “Sexit” ⁰

by Mouthfrog • Features, Made up Words

Sexit Verb 1. The solution to any problem which involves some sort of doubt, uncertainty, or stress; answer and response constitutes having sex with that object. This tactic is usually performed with another human being as a means of manipulation but in some cases has been known to happen with a sculpture, docile animal, or [...]

May 19, 2012

Made up Words – “Muscelligence Ratio” ⁰

by Mouthfrog • Features, Made up Words

Muscelligence Ratio Noun 1. The ratio of testosterone levels and subsequent muscle mass to the ability to think critically and logically; low levels translate into high abilities to think critically and logically and higher levels block high functioning brain activities. (Exceptions may apply to this ratio principle) – “You see, son, keeping in shape is [...]

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